We were married on the street by some homeless dude
because he could recruit two sober witnesses
but she wants a legit hippie wedding this time,
so we got a real Man of God to do the hitching
though he does have "fuck the world" tattooed on his arm
and my best man is crazy, always wears a helmet,
thinks the fire chief is giving him orders,
says "moo cow" after everything you say,
but we'll have shrimp'n'grits and lots of moon pies
and hell ya of course you're invited.
