Upon Seeing Otto Preminger Juggle Scissors

To unearth the secret codes to our polit-eco prison
...Child's play
To find that hiding place from truth in every eye I see
...Piece of cake
To improve with my mind every riff off Kenny G
...It's what I do
To pull letters from the air and make our explanation
...All in a dog's day job

But to sit down for a haircut
Ah, the terror!